I could start with raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, but those probably don’t even make the top 25. I have to say though, that having a clean house is definitely one of my favorite things, and in the absence of having everything be immaculate, the two things that must be clean are the carpet and my sheets. There is nothing quite like walking barefoot on freshly vacuumed carpet or sleeping on fresh sheets with newly shaved legs. I love how wonderful those two things feel. It’s amazing. Don’t be surprised if you call me tonight, and I refuse to answer the phone. I’m enjoying my carpet and my sheets… Also, my swept floors, my febrezed rooms, my scrubbed counters, my windexed mirrors and windows and the wonderfully warm breeze blowing through my bedroom window. All I need now is When a man loves a woman and some bean dip, and I’ve got myself a party.
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