In tribute to horrifying hairstyles, I decided first to highlight the toupee-mullet. The toupee is bad, and a mullet is worse, but there seems to be nothing worse than encountering both on the same head. Toupees seem to be hard to hide as it is, but even harder when the toupee must continue into a long-haired mess on the back of the head. It takes guts to wear badly concealed fake hair… or possibly a severely lacking sense of style. So, to the toupee-mullets, I salute you!